5,555 ticker machines under glass
Wind a jar.
It prints stocks.
Every jar holds a stock ticker from 1867. Burn 180,018 $JAR to wind one. From then on it prints real stock tokens to your wallet, paid from every trade of $JAR, automatically.
The census
The jars · 5,555
UNITED STATES PATENT OFFICENo. 5,555
Ticker machine, under glass, that prints stocks.
Specification forming part of Letters Patent. Robinhood Chain, 2026.
1. A collection of 5,555 jars, each holding one ticker machine. Every jar starts dark.
2. A jar is wound by burning 180,018 $JAR, one 5,555th of the supply, to the dead address. Burns add up per wallet. Each full 180,018 winds the next free jar, in order. A burn can never be undone.
3. Every trade of $JAR on Pons, buy or sell, pays 1.7% to the print fund: the creator's share of the Pons fee plus a 1% creator tax.
4. Every 30 minutes the print bot swaps the fund into NVDA stock tokens and sends them to the owners of wound jars, an equal share per jar. Every print is a transaction anyone can check.
5. Nothing here promises a return. A jar prints only what trading pays in. Fewer jars wound means a bigger share per jar.
Wind a jar
Jars to wind
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Burn 180,018 $JAR
Connects your wallet and sends $JAR to 0x…dEaD. The jar lights up on the next census, within 10 minutes.
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